Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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