i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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