Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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