# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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