i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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