She is in my trunk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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