every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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