I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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