It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There r osticjed everywhere
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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