You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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