Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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