I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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