Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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