worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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