she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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