I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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