I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
