Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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