right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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