We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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