Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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