Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Pants are for mortals
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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