is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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