Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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