i just wanna soil my oats bro
You can't special order awesome
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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