they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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