is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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