we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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