he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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