do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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