A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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