She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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