She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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