question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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