Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
