Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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