why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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