I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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