we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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