the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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