so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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