Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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