Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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