If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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