You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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