arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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