if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've blown a few things in my day
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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