How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
why is half of my head shaved?
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