PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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