Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You pole danced in your parka.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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