and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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