you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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