so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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