we have officially lost it.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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