Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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