im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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